Wow this must be a record two post in two days. Ok here is a poem I wrote at the workshop. Enjoy.

The Wi/fi Wanes

by: Jonathan Wychopen

 

You grab your computer,

You pull up a chair,

You try to get comfortable,

But you pull out your hair.

 

You try to connect,

You wait and wait,

Nothing happens,

And you say “Just Great”

 

Ode to the internet,

For it is so grand,

But it won’t let you connect,

So you raise your hand.

 

The help finally comes,

But it’s not help at all,

A worker comes up and says,

“Hi my name is Paul”.

 

You roll your eyes,

For you’ve been here before,

This guy is clueless,

And you say “Please NO more”.

 

You get up and leave,

You’re fed up once again,

You’re tired of incompetence,

For you will never win.

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